Too Kiss or Not Too Kiss?

Guy #09
Single Dad
"Mr Average"

As his nickname suggests this first date was pretty AVERAGE!!!!!! Nothing tragic just nothing exciting either. We had a nice dinner out, funnily enough at the same spot I've had two other first dates. It seems this place must be the "First Date" Mecca of the GC. I will say this, he is very well um money savvy searching threw his wallet for his 2 for 1 meal card. Nothing wrong with that, saving a buck or two is great but dude no need to make a scene of looking for it.

The conversation was AVERAGE and I was super grateful for the beautiful ocean view that I could stare out at when the awkward silences got too much. We took a walk along the beach after dinner and it was a lovely night, with an almost full moon above. Such a beautiful romantic night and all I could think about was that I was missing the season premier of Wonderland (downloading that shit right now!). So we made small talk and of course the whole "how long have you been single?" "How has online dating been for you?" was discussed. These two questions serve two purposes; #1 they are a great filler for awkward silences and #2 it's a sure fire sign there will be no second date because if you need to talk about that shit on the first date you've lost my interest immediately.

Of course, like most of the other first dates, at the first opportunity he stole the chance for a kiss. It was an AVERAGE kiss, again nothing tragic as the risk of having my tongue extracted from my mouth but definitely no, what I'm now referring to as "Kiss in the Rain" kind of kiss. Now seriously what is it with guys thinking just because you give them a little kiss that it's an invitation to get in your pants? Speaking of pants I will most definitely be wearing jeans to all first dates from now on! After getting all up on me, like a horny teenager, Mr Average actually asked me go back to his place "to watch a scary movie" which is Male Speak for "let's go get naked".  I immediately said "oh look at the time, I better get home to the kids".  Don't get me wrong it is super fun making out like a teenager again but honestly guys a huge turn off is taking it too far and assuming you'll get to third base on the first date. Keep it in your pants, have a bit of respect for the lady and you might just find she's worth waiting for.

So another AVERAGE first date with no second date to follow. Bonus though I did score a shoulder massage after I told him I was sore from lifting at the gym on Tuesday. Maybe I might just see him again.............. NAHHHHHHHH!